Tropical island
You can really tell the TV students in the Jack X centre...I keep hearing these voices that say ...'what does html stand for anyway?' or ' why do we even have to use computers?' I also notice that as our assessment time draws ever closer, we TV people are the only ones in the Jack X Centre. All the fancy graphic designers either have good computers at home or are just ahead of the eight ball. Ok now that I have said that, on a completely different note, What is the go with people that hang out in the Jack X centre just for fun??? It's now like almost 1am and there is a group of guys sitting in one of the other computer rooms, just having a chat! They aren't doing anything on the computers, just having a gathering here. Perhaps it's the monthly meet for 'insomniac's are us' tropical Island perhaps, sipping pina colada's.

LISA
I thought I might dedicate this entry to Lisa as she is the only person that I live with who doesn't have a weblog. I'll have to introduce her to the crazy world of weblogs. So just for her I will write this entry and put in as many links to her world as possible or that I have time to do before I get bored. Lisa is my friend who lives in my house. She is a 19 year old, vegetarian who enjoys smoking and playing with her black kitten 'Clawdia'. She likes to read heaps and has already read most of the books in our house aswell as those in theuni library. She occasionally goes to TAFE and is doing a business course. She drives a blue camary, lucky for some! heheh she's into vampires, anything to do with skaters, loud, angry music and she judges a guy by the shoes he wears. If there not Globes or DC's then she's not interested!!!

Vibrosaun
I totally understand the educational benefits of this subject and I have learnt so much from doing this assigment and I would be lying if I said I hated every minute of it. It's more the physical strain of sitting at the computer that is getting to me! My back has never ached so much in my life!!! I'm becoming a hunchback! I got this pamphlet in the mail about a thing calledvibrosaun. It's meant to very benefical and it's now in wagga, I think basically it's a combination of massage and spa or heating treatment without the people doing it. Special offer now one session $10 and 2 sessions for $15 at Body Works 2000 in Baylis Street. I'll let you know if it's any good.

'GUM SLUT'
You know when your stomach is grumbling and making really loud noises and you just want to sink into the chair and hope no one hears...well right now my stomach is having a deep and meaningful conversation with me and won't shut up!!! I'm not actually hungry but when I eat gum for hours on end my stomach becomes very vocal. My favourite gum at the moment is the wrigglies sugarfree gum but then again, I change on a weekly basis. Last week it was eclipse and the week before that it was hubba bubba. I'm a 'GUM SLUT', oh the shame of it!!!!

Dedication
Trying to think of something really interesting to say and all can i think of is..... I NEED HELP!!!!! I go through my life trying to please everyone and make everyone else happy and in the process I am unhappy. Why is this? I'd like to dedicate this entry to a few people. People who at some point or another have made me very happy or very unhappy or both..... I'm just going to put a few links to websites that remind me of these people. All names have been changed for the purpose of this exercise but they know who they are.
Incubus- Ducks
Sith-Skateboards
Xris-Sexy Cars
Dvor4k-Raver Gel
Klover- Bunnies

The 'Real Stinger'........
Ok well, I have avoided really writing about the life and times of Stinger quite deliberatley...but now i think it's time to break the ice, take the plunge and open myself up to the elements!..Oh how dramatic. Well really, I have not had the best of luck basically since i came back to uni this year and basically haven't been in a good mood since then! I feel that no one wants to read about my depressing sob stories so I have refrained from writing about it at all..instead I write about how I hate computers but now it's time to get serious!!! To put things simply, I was completely and utterly f****d over by my now ex boyfriend which sent me into a state of immense depression and confusion but i am glad to note that today is the first day of my new life!!!!! trumpets blaze and flags wave and people cheer..."at last". after a screaming match on the phone yesterday I finally woke up to myself !!! The guy is completely and utterly , MENTALLY RETARDED!!!!!!!!! (sorry to offend anyone who genuinely is. He is just the biggest wanker on the face of the planet and can finally say that without feeling bad about it. ) So now he will see the real colour of my sting!!! It feels so good, I'm actually having a good day today, I've been set free. I can smile again :) Just to make me feel better, look at these boys...sweet eye candy

Mystery links.
I've been trying to fix a problem with my weblog for a couple of days now and i cannot figure out how to do it!!! It's crazy all i want to do is change the colour of the text I'm putting into a column because currently it's the same colour as the background so therefore you cannot see it at all. That would be kind of funny if i had a blank column with mystery links and you just click on it somewhere and get taken to some weird place on the World Wide Web! heheh secret links........ Well perhaps if i can't fix it before monday, that's what i'll pass it off as but i don't think johannes would be too impressed.

The Dark Crystal
Don't you think it's really cool when you are surfing the web (especially when you use google as your search engine) and you come across something really interesting that you weren't even looking for!!! I can't remember what i was actually looking for because I got some what distracted when i came across all these sites for the "Dark Crystal" !!!!!! I love that movie!!! One of the particular sites shows the making of the movie and has all the animations and storyboards for it. Another site has these really good audio snippets from the movie. I guess this would be of little interest to many people but i thought it was really interesting. Have a look for yourself I then decided to look up the "Labarinth" another of my favourite movies with Jim henson's works of art (nothing to do with David Bowie though). But there was very little i could find.......if anyone knows of any good "Labarinth" sites please let me know because now I'm determined to find some. I find it hard to believe that there were so many for The Dark Crystal and virtually none for the Labarinth!

ICQ
I have come to the conclusion the ICQ is one of my greatest stress releases! When I am angry all I have to do is find an unsuspecting annonymus user and basically attack them for no reason at all. The best people are those that get genuinely upset about it because it just makes my job all the more easy! People that fight back are just as much fun though because they fuel my fire. The only person that I do it to that I actually know is poor Gabe. I think he's used to it now, so he just plays along. After a good session of icq abuse, I feel much better and don't take my anger out on those around me who don't deserve it(not that these poor icq people do either)but that's life! My favourite icq release is a guy under the alias of "Insomnia"(icq number-69151868)-if you ever feel the urge to try 'Stinger's Stress Relief Techniques' only $49.95 plus $12 for posting and handling, hehehe. He gets genuinely upset and thinks that I'm the world's most vindictive person, heheh I tend to agree but he takes it all so personally.....poor guy. If you ever feel the urge to take me on, my icq number is- 82338315. And I'm not called Stinger for nothing, I sting like a bee or more like a jellyfish I'm told by Insomnia. Check out this icq guy's site. People with alot of time on their hands......I don't really fight with this guy unless I can't find anyone else..a last resort.

Sugar Daddy or Ben Afflick??
The other day, i was having a really 'girly' kind of day and was reading 'Cleo' (yes i know..say no more right???) And I noticed something I had never really paid much attention to before, until doing this assignment, and that is just how many websites they promote through their magazine. So I decided to check a few out. Ok now I'm embarrased to say that yes I was really bored and decided to do several of the quizes at this site. One was the romance detector which is supposed to tell you what kind of 'lover' you are and another was the celebrity match which tells you which celebrity you are most suited to, heheheh. Apparently I'm most suited to Ben Afflick and I need a 'sugar daddy ' to please me in love..... It was funny because the whole time I was filling out the quiz, I was saying "this is so gay, as if you would do this!" and yet there I sat diligently filling out the questions in the hope of being matched to some super hot star. I was thinking what is the point of this, are people meant to believe that by filling out this quiz I'm closer to having a relationship with a star?????????? And yet you sit there and fill out the entire 10 page quiz. I don't know what the attraction is. Just thought I'd impart that knowlege on anyone who feels the need to read this entry.

I Hate Computers!

I HATE COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cannot figure out all this HTMl crap. All I want to do is change the colours!! Why is it so hard to make it actually work???? because of the difficulties I am having with dairyland, I have now decided to change to pitas only to discover that the problems are just the same. At least I don't get other peoples diaries there though!! I have continued to log my entries in diaryland whilst I try and change the colours and template and all that crap in Pitas so eventually I can just convert them over but as if it will be that easy! I just requested "HTML for Dummies" from the library. I hope I can get it soon because I want to get on with this assignment and it's really frustrating me. It must be something very basic that I'm missing.

None the less I have had a very eventful week and I have come to the conclusion that no one person deserves as much bad luck as I have!!! I think I'm living under a grey cloud or something. I will fill u in later but at the moment I will continue on my pledge to better my computer knowlege and get this god damn HTML crap up and running!!!

Family Portrait

Perhaps this is going too far but I thought I might get a family portrait. Myself and all the lil'Bassett's. The word on the street is that "Pets In Pastel" is the only place to go. See what miraculous work they can do for you here. Great for Christmas gifts and all round pressies for the K-9 family....heheheh

Virtual Cremetorium
Ok well now that Diaryland has given me a complete metaphysical makeover and I am now a male dog, I thought it would be rather interesting to see what sites were out there for dogs..it was a real eye opener!!!!!!! There are some people out there with alot of extra time on their hands!!!I'm afraid I have to say that I laughed in sheer disbelief when I checked out this site where the owners of deceased, yet dearly loved pets could write their own personal memorials for their pets...It's sick! It's a 'virtual' cremetorium!!! What is the world coming to?

A Previous Diaryland Entry
Well my name is not Fred Basset!! Who the hell is Fred Basset?? Is this even going to work or is it a trick that Diaryland plays on people to to lull you into a false sense of security so that you tell the world via the internet what is going on in your life...I am not FRED BASSET!!!! This is insane!!

Anyway, in the hope that this actually gets saved to my user name, I will do my utmost to proceed with meaningless babble even if it is as Fred Basset....it could make things more interesting perhaps...hhmmmm I am suddenly a guy, actually this could be fun I can make links to porn sites without being the slightest bit embarrassed. (Light bulb over heads flashes) that's it...from now on my diary is going to be from the point of view of a guy...a day in the life of Fred Bassett whoever he may be, or whoever he will now become. Of course all you readers will now know that I am not actually a guy but I will give you my commentry on what it is like to surf the net from the point of view of my new alias, the one and only Fred Bassett. Ok the penny just dropped...Fred Bassett is that dog from the cartoon strip. As you can see I'm not accustomed to reading the comics in the paper but if you have the urge to check some out TAKE A LOOK

International Peace Dancers
Whilst avoiding coming to the jack X centre to futher my weblog, I have been sitting down in rivcoll with all the other Tv people (also avoiding their weblogs) watching some crappy international dance group! It did provide us with much entertainment though, it was sooooo funny!!! Stupidly we sat right down the front which meant trying to stop our fits of laughter by hiding under the table or looking elsewhere in the room as they danced and pranced around the room shouting.."Peace, love and harmony" It was just so funny. The best dance was when half the group came onto stage wearing black balaclavas and sporting shirts that said "cocaine, alcohol, hash and heroin" it was so pathetic but so funny that we had to stay to watch it. I'll try and see if i can find a website for them so you too can see what I'm talking about. Now that we are here in the jack X centre we are still laughing about it so it was definitely worth putting off doing our weblogs so we could see it. it' was a once in a lifetime opportunity, no i lie....they're having several other performances, haha hehehehe.....poor kids!! They don't even realise that they were to blame for our fits of laughter...oh well, sometimes these things can't be helped.

Computers.....I hate them!!
I'm at the stage where i no longer care about this project!!! I'm so sick of trying to do things and having them never work! I hate computers but I came into this subject with the intention of learning more about them and maybe gain an appreciation for their use in society but instead it has only enhanced my confusion and distrust of computers. I think I just want to pass now (which i might add is something I never say). Had I wanted to do a mulitmedia subject, I would have chosen the BA in multimedia, but I did not because I am no good at using computers. THAT IS WHY I DO TV!!!!!!